Remote Control Please!!!

I need a remote control. I just can't find it. "Mommy Loids, i off ang airconditioner palihog". This is what I would say back in the office where we could control the room temperature. Yes, it was easy then. We would just look for mommy loids, our lady guard and poops the room would be warm again. Now, there's no mommy loids here and an airconditioner won't help much. Shivering seems to be the only option huhuhu. Back in the Philippines I always wished to see some snow and to experience the four seasons in other countries. I never thought that I wouldn't like winter. Imagine I'm already over dressed as I may put it, since I'm currently wearing 3 sweaters and a thick winter coat (dark feather) but I can still feel the coldness down to my spine and through my bones. I couldn't think of the right word to say. Below 0 degrees is just too much for me, I never thought this would be the case during winter season...wahhhhh someone please give me a remote control of the nature's airconditioner! The world is really funny, back home people are using airconditioner to make the rooms colder but here we have to use airconditioner to make the rooms warmer and it's only up to 30 degrees which I think is not enough. I think I would like 40 degrees since the temperature outside is really cold. Another funny thing about me is that I'm scared to sleep with an electric blanket on. I'm just too paranoid that I would get electricuted(is this the term). I don't know what else to say, I can't type well at the moment, I feel like I'm inside the refrigerator...wahhhhhhh